Sunday, January 5, 2014
The Zombie Killings - Jasoos Metro Singh Case stories (unfinished draft)
Saturday, October 27, 2012
A patient review by an Impatient Guy : Chakravyuh
Best lines of the film , when trigger happy Esha Gupta shoots Abhay Deol in the end.
The scene was supposed to be tragic but it ended up being damned funny !!
That's the biggest problem with Prakash Jha's (supposedly) hard hitting Chakravyuh. It takes a real, live , contemporary topic, and deals with it in a very amateurish, bollywood-y kind of way ( kind of like Sanjay Dutt Starrer Disaster 'Lamha'or Hritik starrer bigger disaster 'mission kashmir')
Much of the blame lies on wooden casting of Esha Gupta and Arjun Rampal. While Abhay Deol and Manoj Bajpayi stole the show, even they could not cover up the deadpan and painfully sub-par acting of others.
The story, on the other hand, could be lifted from any of the 80's potboilers... Corrupt politicians and industrialists, hand in glove policemen, and robin hood-ish , holier than thou Maoists.
Mr Jha, we, the audience are not 10 year old kids. If we want potboilers, we have enough number of mindless Salman-Akshay-Shahrukh starrer blunders already. Didn't expect this from maker of Mritydand and Gangajal.....
PS : Cool Chetak Helicopter Stunts in the end made my Day.....!!! Go Go helicopter pilots :)))
PS1 : The movie seemed like a propaganda movie 4 maoists....c'mon man, show the other side of coin too !!
PS2 : the Item number 'kunda khol' : worst item number EVER !! ugh !!
Moral of the story : give a girl a gun , and she'll kill the protagonist of the story :D.....
Sunday, March 27, 2011
A Boy,a mike and the Millennium
Browsing through video clip of songs in my inventory, I came across an old favorite – ‘waiting for tonight’ by JLo. For those of you who don’t know, it was the song released especially during the turn of the millennium and still looks fresh and foot tappable. As I saw JLo gyrating among the laser strobes in lush jungles, my thoughts inadvertently crossed over to good ‘ol days. What was ‘I’ doing during this historic event? Where was I…….? And I remembered…..
Some quick mathematics (which is never my strong suite, so slash out quick) helped me remember that I was in class ninth, going on tenth, hardly 15, and was trying to grow a wimpy moustache! Dad was still the provider, the authority figure and we were secure in our knowledge that come what may, he’d handle it. In other words, we were carefree.
I was quite new in town (a year old, to be exact) and like it had always happened before, already working on the ritual of making new friends. Girls were a species not yet discovered (at least by me).
So, big hoopla, new millennium, a once in a lifetime happening, Jlo’s new song coming up, a quickly catching habit of devouring new novels and Hollywood movies, and world just opening up. What to do? Such moments come once in a thousand years, surely I was not gonna waste it sitting in my room watching sad old performers on Doordarshan while people all over world were going Gaga ! What would I tell my future generations? ... No way….
It was time to do something radical, but I was severely limited in my options. In our sleepy little town called Vidisha, there was no place for a decent party, let alone a joint for jamming. I decided that we best manage from what resources we have, rather than crib about it, and an Idea was born.
First task – deciding the venue. This was a no-brainer. Where else would I go? It was to be my terrace. We needed mom’s refreshments (caterer) , sound system(own) , and most importantly, a budget-free place(our budget wouldn’t even get us a small room anywhere, let alone a hall… pocket money used to be meant for very small pocket, you know). The tent was courtesy dad’s office, decorations were paper cuttings and balloons , and with the music system and mom’s catering service, we were in business!
Looking back now, the whole crazy idea – Dad’s office’s worn-up tent, mom’s homemade snacks ,and the wacky sound system from downstairs – it looked like a premise never meant to go off, but how it did!! My younger brother gate crashed the party, (c’mon, teenagers also have some standards, including kids in your party was below them!), and after stern orders from the catering management, we were forced to let them in. It dawned on us later on that it was not so bad, little buggers added zing to the party, more the merrier.
What followed was a madcap caper, including out of tune karaoke singers, monkey-style dancing, yelling and loud din, all out of an old worn out tent in a sleepy little colony in a backwater town. In our own small way, we connected with the world, carried our first event management ourselves, and gave our cranky old neighbors a headache, all at once!
And not a nickel spent on bitchy dates or a brawl with the bouncer at an overpriced joint!!!Friday, April 23, 2010
Footloose : In the Wild..
TheValley of Chambal, a huge tract of wasteland spanning states of UP and MP , is a place infamous for its dacoits, but if you cross it on road, instead of a distant, distrustful and furitive glance by a train, or an aerial look-see, you will notice the natural beauty of the stark naked mounts and hillocks seamlessly merging with each other- streching up to infinity. The serene Chambal river flowing through it lends it a surreal charm and the ancient bridge and the vistas it beheld made me stop the bike enroute and take in all this beauty in for a minute.A new bridge was alrady under construction next to it which showed amid other things,that the 21st century has finally arrived in this forgotten land.
Nested amidst the chambal valley , looking in all sense like a wild west frontier was one of my old haunts- Morena . I barely remember the two years I spent here as a kid, though some montages peek through the thick curtain of lost time. The sweet taste of Gajjak for which morena is famous for, and chuski, which doesn't lay claim to that kind of fame, but is even more delectable when eaten on roadside 'thelas'.
The premise looks deceptively simple: grate a slab of ice into crushings, pour on a thick layer of 'rabri'(concentrated milk) on it and top it off with sugar syrup. Simple recipe, but the result....oh the result is heavenly. And mind you it is way different (and better) than its country cousin (also named chuski) which is sold over thelas in rest of india(there's no rabri in those chuskis, just crushed ice and flavoured syrup..) Concoted and delivered to you courtesy a mustachioed guy who is probably some distant cousin of a dacoit (I mean it - even some rickshawwallas claim the dubious relation) in an earthenware 'Diya'. A sip from lip of the diya propels you to heaven as the rabri melts with ice and syrup and forms a sweet symphony in your mouth.
It was time to reminisisce. I did not have the good luck of having a chuski, the trip being in winter and all, but I took along a truckload of Morena's special Gajjaks for Badi Mummy.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Footloose : the next step...
Thursday, February 5, 2009
FootLoose on NH1..
You are utterly overconfident in your persuasion skills if you think you can do the mammoth task.
All things said and done , i finally embarked on the trip not by the virtue of reasoning, but by a sneak exit from Delhi...
So you are finally out of the coop , your bag tied up neatly behind , the machine roaring under your loins , and miles of uncharted (at least according to me) stretch of road ahead.
Being the smartest planner you are, you've perfectly forgotten the earphones for the mp3, which are comfortably nesting in the depths of the bag right now. Well, at least fm will last you till the city limits.....
Now you've been instructed to give an a-ok every two hr or so to the higher HQs lest they think you've met with the most gruesome accident ever imagined - one of the countless examples you've been told about happening every 'second' on the highway. You dutifully carry out the obligations.
Again the first stoppage in your iternary is Agra where you're still not sure of where you'll lodge ,again a loss of foresight but you've got two options in mind- a stay at an uncle's place which you've not visited last...what eight years....?..(you don't even know he's in the town or not.)....
...or you'll find lodging at a friend who may or may not be posted in Agra.
Now I knew that's not a very reassuring picture, but the journey...ah the freedom , cruising at 100kmph on a nearly deserted NH1.....it relieves one of much of worldly worries....a real high for those who feel the rush.
The Gods are truly smiling....100 km past delhi, no incident,and the friend turned up well and thriving in Agra...even having an empty room his buddy vacated when he recently went on leave.... even the uncle was in town , leaving me with two options. I decided to fulfill familial obligations first;
I should have known things were going TOO smoothly in my Murphy's account book....